Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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hotshot2626 9
Calling Snookie an adult is being very gracious.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! *breathes in* ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I grew up in a double wide, driving a truck with more primer then paint. And just the the commercials of that offend me. For the record, most people who would be considered rednecks aren't total dumb asses.
balletteacher 11
Bahahaha while it is creepy, I'd have died laughing.
sicksadworld1317 30
Meh, I've always preferred Boo Boo Kitty ****.
BobbieH 19
Well, it sounds sweet, it's just unfortunate there's the redneck trash family with a little trash child having the same nickname
JellyBalls 18
Dont be sad Noor, we all have these moments...
Bblock 5
Respect my authorityyy!
shinosuke_fml 0
Sorry , but I can't stop laughing. I wanna be your boyfriend's friend.
kerrywoodwins20 2
You live in Nevada, honey boo boo. Quit complaining and go to Las Vegas!
kalbrek009 20
Is he that ignorant as to who she is, or does he have a fetish for ugly, overweight, inbred looking little girls & wants you to be one too?