Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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Equinox987 0
LMAO, does he want to be the pink ranger?
ReginaFalange_fml 13
lol ur bf is hilarious!
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Comments (284)
Paige_Nicole10 0
people these are beginning to get really old. there have been too many simmilar to this lately so most likely bull shit
loserlikenoneoth 0
HAA
thequickredofox 0
That is BRILLIANT, I think I just fell in love with your boyfriend. Seriously, that's not an FML - that's a fun shag: dare to live beyond the stereotype sweetie, you'll laugh more and live longer. .. makes note to replicate this FML next time she has sex!
telo_fml 0
lol at least he didnt scream kamehameha when he ejaculates
omgwhatanfml 0
looooool
Jeherin 0
God, you suck, where's your sense of humour? I would high-five my boyfriend if he said that during sex.
batosai33 0
i think i saw this as one of those "posts ending in ## decides..." on 4chan. nice to see those come full circle lol.
lettertjes 0
"my boyfriend has a sense of humour and I don't, boohoo"
Ronka 0
I'm Chinese, I hate all your grammars!
penizulaface 0
I'm english, I hate your pirate dvds.
Jipi21 0
This FML was taken on the french website of FML, VDM. That's not very original...
archfreak529 0
THANK YOU! i was waiting for someone to point that out. please don't claim another person's fml as your own..... it just makes you look desperate to have an fml.
turtle_tooter 0
give him one for me XD