Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
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Top comments
killabee 0
A voice coming from his pants? "OMG! That thing talks?!?! ...oh it's just my dad."
BadPinkKitty07 0
amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.
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Comments (96)
flashback.miss 28
now every time u think of ur bf and his dick youll think of ur parents and how ur having a banging time with them :D
strawberryswirl 0
YDI for trying to have some semblance of a sex life while you still live with your parents. Keep it in your pants until you leave home. Things tend to be less messy that way, and you're usually mature enough by then.
fmlmeg 0
I completely agree. Move out, then try having a love life. You know you'll be ready for something serious when you're able to take care of yourself.
UK_fml 0
fyl for having a boyfriend that can't afford a hotel room.
MylifeI2AWESOME 0
YDI tell them to **** off and go live with ur bf
fmlmeg 0
Thats exactly why you don't get phones where it's possible to pocket dial. Try a flip phone or an iPhone. But ya, that totally sucks. I used to pocket dial all the time before I got the phone I have now. Hopefully your parents remember what it's like to be young and in love and dont come down on you too hard.
tahliho 0
it's called locking the key pad
dmmcintyre3 8
my dad's phone still pocket dials with the keypad locked
what_the_fail 0
YDI you ****
Ky123 0
ahem, excuse me. but she does not deserve it. so making out with your boyfriend makes you a ****? not really. :) but that sucks. ha.
Fabby_fml 2
She's not a ****, but it IS her fault. She was out when she wasn't supposed to be and got caught. e_e
lauuuure 0
fyl
krazykiya12095 0
not an fml shut upp
christen09 8
little ***** YDI