Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.
srhshl 9
I'm terribly sorry to see you're bad at English.
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Comments (76)
bigdawg11 0
Get in the center of the bed and that should solve the problem lol
Ninjafriends 1
Zzzzz... thanks for sharing such a boring, irrelevant piece of personal trivia with us.
starbunnykei 0
lol, just have lots of pillows to soften the blow x3
HomeAl0ne 20
Funny, I prefer to knock them out before sex.
rednecklove 0
thats funny cuz me and my man smacked heads when we went in fast for a kiss at the same time. It really hurt but the kiss made me feel better
fearfulsymmetry 1
Well, that's rather unfortunate, but I think this is a really lame FML. Mainly because it's not a FML. Change positions, pick a different location, etc, this can be solved. I don't understand why OP's life is ****** because of this. "My boyfriend can give me orgasms. FML." Thanks for bragging OP.
easwhitey 0
That actually sounds pretty sexy
PSfREShiiE 0
lmfao
jfarrow9703 11
Sounds like a good old case of you scratch my back and i'll knock you the **** out while your ******* me
FMLsOhilarious 6
lol, I fell off the bed reading your comment.
xmarkstheheart 0
Seems like you need to keep your heads separated. Have him do you doggy style on a bed made out of Jell-O.
ChronicSnowflake 0
hahaha niiiice