Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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Comments (326)
Dothewiggleyeah 0
Bummer :/
flyincheezweasel 0
He's an asshole for bringing it up. Keith Stone would wipe it away without mentioning it or drawing attention to it. The lady shouldn't even be aware anything was there.
Beeisc00l 5
That's disgusting.
laundryninja 1
He was all like yeah :P, then he was like ew Xl
dbuckle 6
No pieces left behind!
andrewsgirl2010 7
Well that sucks!
gatorkiss 0
Hey you left him a napkin so he could clean up after eating
cetlawizard 15
That's what they are...PANTIES! There's nothing pedo about the name. It's a normal name for them...those who think otherwise, you either have serious issues (of which a psychologist can help you sort out) or you are just another in a long line of immature children trying to further butcher proper names for things by changing name/definition so you can feel "cool"....for instance: kissing/making out, is NOT mating & DERP is not the next best thing to say instead of "duh". Lol!
cetlawizard 15
You're supposed to PAT, not scrub or wipe...that's how you irritate down there & leave those annoying/ embarrassing little chunks of TP. It's urine (a liquid) not poo coming out of that area.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Ugh, mood killed.