Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
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Top comments
RoyalSafari 26
Wow, your boyfriend can unpack and install a PS4 very quickly.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Seems like you might have to get yourself a new toy, as well.
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Comments (21)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Seems like you might have to get yourself a new toy, as well.
RoyalSafari 26
Wow, your boyfriend can unpack and install a PS4 very quickly.
T1A2Z3 35
True... That's insanely fast....
welp24 11
That's what I was thinking. There's NO way you could receive a PS4 and be able to play within 5 minutes.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
And forget about your SO
1ninjanina 7
OP is in India, maybe they know something Americans don’t? 😂😂
Ishvah 15
Am I the only guy on the planet who'd rather get it on than play video games?
Takegami 22
Yes
BurnInDemonFire 39
Nope. Although at the moment, I don't have a choice. Video games are my girlfriends.
tounces7 28
No. I mean, if you prefer video games over sex, you probably have a super low sex drive.
RichardPencil 32
He preferred the PS4 over your Xbox?
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's XXXbox.
BeefyQueefy 14
There's no way he unboxed and installed everything in 5 minutes. LIES
macguy4321 14
Yeah, get rid of your little boy and find a good man
時をかけるさまこ 3
hahahaha it's what it is🤪
StupidCaringGirl 5
this is relatable lol
potatosack84 1
So in 5 minutes he signed for a package, opened and installed a PS4, went through the software and profile setup process, AND started a game??? Yeaaahhhhhhh....sure.....
MitiMiki 16
If your boyfriend would rather play video games than have sex with you, maybe consider an upgrade in that department.