Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
tacky_unrefined
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pure class
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
thatsnotmyname
Calhoun City, United States
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Popscene
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gold Coast, Australia
Diss track
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
bunnyyy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Disrespect to the max
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Sorry Sir
Brisbane, Australia
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Brittany
United States
Oddly suspicious
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Jbfu 0
Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it
zombicidal 11
ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it
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salvorican 24
Wow. Congratulations on the break up :)
abel23 0
Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like Anne Hathaway?? 0.o
Enigmax2514 7
She looks more like Miranda cosgrove than Anne Hathaway fail
margie2194 12
She looks like the illegitimate child of Anne Hathaway and Miranda Cosgrove.
Enigmax2514 7
I BELIEVE I CAN PRONOUNCE MY OWN NAME WHICH WAS GIVEN TO ME SINCE BIRTH BY MY PARENTS CORRECTLY DUMB **** and slam the door in his face
brizeepoint 0
That should work
kadiedlawrence 0
Extra points if you catch his finger in the door when you slam it :)
HeyImJuli 3
I can just picture the look on his face after that :D lmao
krakadilian 0
This makes no sense to me lol
kbt13 0
that's his way of saying: "oh shit, that's how you pronounce it?"
sourgirl101 29
I love listening to the different ways people say certain words. Not just tomato! (: also pecans Caribbean salmon coupons either neither etc.... OP, give your bf this list and then tell him it's the opposite way he's pronouncing it. And "the cabs here"!
drawmesunshine 17
I've only ever heard one person pronounce 'salmon' wrong.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Tuna Vitamin Glacier Data (Especially hate that one) Wheels
Enigmax2514 7
WTF? She looks more like Miranda cosgrove than Anne hathaway fail
drawmesunshine 17
Data? Do you say dah-tuh or day-tuh?
skatingalyy 0
I once heard someone pronounce "advertisement" wrong. :/
drawmesunshine 17
I knew someone who pronounced 'epitome' and 'ornate' wrong :/
sciencekidster1 8
Don't forgot "Dasani"
Gazarok 0
day-tuh. always.
GlitteryMasakali 1
Maybe he has an accent, you know. A different way of pronouncing words.
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating the idiot, you deserve it. Maybe next time you should put forth the effort to find a guy with a functioning brain
Doortje 30
I hate that the OP chose to submit this anonymously, I want to her name!
Sweej 1
"I want to her name!" Fail.
sourgirl101 29
31, Are there more than one of you that own that same picture? I always see it but it always seems to have a different names. What gives?
Schiffy 18
43 - That's just a common picture on the internet, remember that not everyone actually uses a pic of themselves online.
Sweej 1
Yeah, it's getting more and more popular... I changed it :) Now I'm original again!
Doortje 30
Yes 31, superfail. I can't show my face to humanity anymore
Sweej 1
Good, because we don't want to see it.
jobsman99 0
hope you had some make up sex.
sourgirl101 29
And he screamed out the correct name!(:
Chypp 7
You don't know how to pronounce your name after so many years of life?
marpay 11
Years? Doesn't say how long they've been together.