Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, while fingering my girlfriend in the dark, I tried to be sexy and licked my fingers. After we turned the lights back on, we realized that her period had come early. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law freaked out my very religious fiancé by telling him fornication is gonna send him to hell, because when I was with them in January we had sex every day for a month and she's still mad about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
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cmdd 5
A reaction like that would suggest he is not ready to have sex.
Levi2411 41
Ah and the satanic waterfall strikes again.
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Comments (63)
maharb01 17
Just spitballing here, but sometimes girls bleed their first time - loss of a membrane and such. was it that?
domolovesyoshi 33
Girls no the difference, a period is a very specific feeling
gracehi 33
Not always. I don't feel anything until I'm two or three days into my period. And when I lost my virginity it didn't feel anything tear, although I did bleed. I have bled due to intercourse (well after losing my virginity) and mistook it for the start of my period. Don't worry, everything was fine. It turns out that sex can cause bleeding at any time, especially if one's gone without it for a long time, which I'm guessing is the case with OP.
GamerGirl2014 13
Okay well that's all good and stuff but from my understanding OP's boyfriend didn't even get it in? So that wouldn't make much sense of bleeding during intercourse....
Tripartita 45
It's a damn shame he wasn't up for using his staff to part the Red Sea.
kamryno 22
I don't know about going to hell, but it could be a sign that you should wait or talk about it since your boyfriend is clearly having doubts
OmgimBored 9
You don't have to worry about the Red River if you just let him take the BROWN Road home. ( anal )
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
**** me in the ass cuz I love Jesus.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You'll probably find your head on that very same road.
Youtube_Troll 12
Not how sex works retard
lexos 16
Tell him that it is a sign from god to try anal
Zebediabolical 45
It's all because he rang The Devil's Doorbell. I mean ********.
HawaiiThad 14
Biblical God, Heaven, Hell, none of it is real. It's all fiction. You and your boyfriend have nothing to worry about (at least in that respect).
lostmongoose 23
Don't be an ass about it just laugh and roll your eyes with the rest of us.
Tripartita 45
Assuring the OP they don't have to worry about burning in hell is being an ass? Jesus. I have significantly different definitions of being an ass.
interesting33 37
I think it is more stating their beliefs as fact and disregarding other's beliefs
hardcorefan16 22
He's one of those religious freaks
jimeple 12
Makes you wonder how old these people are
CarouselHeart 11
Your boyfriend is an idiot.