Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
'Please insert Appendage P into Hole V'.
suitgirl5 5
If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.
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Comments (437)
RidingCJ 17
This means yall arent ready. And it looks like yall are 12 or something. smdh
BrysGirl27 14
Practice makes perfect!!:)
silent_bride 5
Ohhh, sweetheart. Please, please, educate yourself. Have your boyfriend educate himself, too. If you feel like it's time, you need to learn the facts - not only the "how-to", but the other stuff, too. Learn to protect yourselves from pregnancy and STIs. Learn about the emotional ramifications (because that'll always be part of it. Biochemistry has proven it). Learn about consent and what that means. Sex isn't a simple thing. It really is more than just a physical act that can feel good if you're both into it.
XanderJayNix 17
Doesn't matter, had sex. Oh, wait, nevermind. It's the thought that counts?
screw_this27 12
How hard can it be?
NAAMxLOOS 11
Heheh... 'hard'
XanderJayNix 17
If he couldn't get it in, obviously not very...
stonerchick420 3
Took the words right outta my mouth
Silverrr 0
There is probably a tutorial on the internet xD
kimono_fml 17
like earlier comments said, educate yourself before you try to do anything. You guys sound like you're not even old enough to do it if you can't even figure it out though
bananaburger 0
That's a sign your a little too young
SmittyJA24 26
You should come to Idaho for lessons.
Calyx_fml 22
First you put on a crotchless latex body suit and six inch heels. Then he puts on swim fins and a tutu. Cue the Tiny Tim music "Tip toe through the tulips" while you connect the car battery leads to the butt plug and apply 10-30 motor oil. Then you wrap him in cellophane while he sprays you with a seltzer bottle. After that just let nature take its course.
XanderJayNix 17
Umm yes, I wanted to ask. 10-30 what? Mililiters, ounces, or gallons? Lmao
allavina 4
I actually meant to give that a thumbs up, but I'm stupid and hit the wrong one. Sorry. :/