Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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KatieLov3sChu 4
2 secrets in 1 apparently
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victor's secret
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Comments (134)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
This is the one time you hope he is having an affair
iloveeyouuxD 9
^^ i think he wins
Amrel 10
Here's another thing the thong is also a hat:)
sociology 0
I vote u move as far away as u can.
thecarldeep 8
15 minutes later a new FML pops up: "Today, I told my girlfriend the last time I was at her house, I stole her black lace thong from the laundry room. She told me it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. FML".
sociology 0
lol
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
I bet febreze was sprayed on them
I_be_darn 3
Now man that would be a real pisser. ?
whoa_is_failz 6
He knew it was your dads. Thats why he stole it.
PurpleFrostingg 7
.....I have nothing to say to this...
FMLidiot 12
Then don't say anything.
perdix 31
And yet you made me scroll a little bit further than I should have to because you had to announce that. There are thousands, maybe millions, of people who have nothing to add to a story. You know what they do? Not comment! If you feel the need to express yourself, but don't have anything to say, please cut-and-paste these sure-fire "wins!" That sucks. YDI for being a *****! Make me a sammich. Aw, I'm sorry. ______(your text here)____ plumpa humpa ______(your text here)_____ ______(your text here)____ blumpkin ______(your text here)_____ Save this pre-fab comment kit as a text file on your desktop and use it as needed.
izzybd 20
Did you tell him? F HIS life!