Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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KatieLov3sChu 4
2 secrets in 1 apparently
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victor's secret
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Comments (134)
Camilleee_fml 7
Haha. Well, looks like your dad has some explaining to do. . .
mrahhhhh 21
Men are all way too different to wear that crap. They should never wear it. It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song, That's right bitch, now (for God's sake don't) take off your thong, and... Show me your genitals, your genitals, (What!) Show me your genitals, (Your genitalia!)
annasworld 3
youur mom must be a happy woman
NomadicFlo 4
Someone put a limit on this guys commenting... I'm tired of seeing your lame comments Brool and I'm THIS close to blessing you with a golden shower.
bubblepaarty 5
. . . i'm sorry, what ?? o____O'
Ishinebrightly 8
Ummm what the ****??
skatergirl21 2
Hey
kylebeast11 0
Damn ur fine what's yo number
Brool_Story_Co 17
Yay, a golden shower, my favorite kind
NomadicFlo 4
Yah I bet you gon love it, I haven't been to the bathroom in 6 hours and counting
perdix 31
It's so sweet that you are in love with a man who is like your dad. It's a bit weird that what they have in common is cross-dressing, but what the hell! On the bright side, you've just doubled your underwear stash with this guy (assuming you haven't been sharing with your dad already.)
lacrossegirl775 0
Woah. Woah. WOAAAH.