Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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KatieLov3sChu 4
2 secrets in 1 apparently
hellojpg 0
victor's secret
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Comments (134)
taylornicole97 8
He must have felt pretty stupid.
ariannaa_fml 17
You might want to confront them both.....
redneckte89 3
hey
number0 8
hi
Bossman11 6
We are the exact same age... Just wanted to point that out
taylornicole97 8
That's like the coolest thing ever. (;
stephhhlove 1
And you have nothing to say about this?
Nekro_kat 1
Lol
danceparty8 0
how did you know it was your dads in the first place???
Petunia888 13
Maybe she doesn't own a thong? I know, weird, right?! Or maybe she asked him what size it is and found that it was too big? I'm just grasping at straws here.
skyorpia101 4
Umm is ur boyfriend calling u fat cuz I would assume ur dads ass is bigger than yours..............,,
2ndSucks 15
Thongs dont cover your ass so it wouldn't matter.
ThorneCrossed 9
If they're good enough for a sexy lady, they're good enough for your dad, apparently
KCPixel 0
Yikes, awkward.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Were there stains?
MMachina1 0
Ha ha at least they were black!
sociology 0
omg!!! wow I don't think you'll ever look at black panties the same. I know I won't
lomacritto 0
Yeah........ O. K.