Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Top comments
pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
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Comments (144)
aardvarkish 17
in short: GET ONE
idkweird 0
You need to GET a life outside of him. When people get into a serious relationship, they sometimes tend to alienate others. If the relationship fails, you have no one to help you pick up the pieces. You need to plan girls' nights or something without your SO.
poptartsx 0
I agree completely.
frmu8 0
that's gacho!!!
EV34 6
^ hahahaha!! ur bf must really be insecure about himself if he thinks u are cheating. plus WTF it's ur freaking phone u can do what u want with it!
milobloom 0
Start building a life outside of him.. sooner or later his trust issues are going to get mighty old.
D3kl3 0
so where's the funny part? what's with these stupid fmls, that aren't really fmls?
ajthemistress 6
I agree, this is what I was going to say. My mom's boyfriend says my mom is cheating all the time. True is he was cheating. It sucks. However, not always true, they could be insecure as well, may not think they are good enough for you and scared you may leave.
Shannon2122009 0
this sounds like my life! I understand ur pain!
razzos 0
Bethany??
KayBizz 0
VERY sad for a man to do that. insecurity's for lil boys who can't last more than 2 minutes :)
thenewone 5
if both of you are so codependent, I believe this relationship will cause much more harm than good on both of you individually. OP: no boy should be your whole life, specially when he seems to be this insecure. This might sound harsh or offensive, but the best for you is to see a therapist. Trust me, it would make you a much happier person, and would do you so much better.
snafu57 1
what you have is a codependent relationship where you focus on pleasing his needs before yours, if you can even identify your needs and wants. and he sounds like a domestic violence case waiting to happen. get help or get out. fast.
chasin_butterfli 0
I agree.