Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my mom stumbled into my house, drunk and half naked, while I was in a Zoom meeting. My client said he no longer had an interest working with someone with such a disreputable home life, and offered to pray for our salvation before ending the call. My boss is going to eviscerate me. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
Wow, that's creepy.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, that's a new one. I'm not sure exactly how sexual harassment laws work in the US, but I'm sure you could've got something to at least make him behave... Unless he was just joking and completely misjudged the professional level he should have been using.
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Comments (154)
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
#16 agreed i feel so bad for you op!! and #30 yea wat an asshole
88FML88 0
wow weirdo
SirAli 0
Did you think he was hot? :]
DrummerBoy21 0
Did he promote synergy? Eat a bagel? Chicken Strips? Call a Sex-Line? Anything Boss like?
Flammin8 0
oh the fun I could have had if I were a 3rd member of that conversation..
Invader_GIR 0
That ******* sucks. And to all those people who say "why did you sit through it?" there are several reasons. Just like there are several reasons people might not report being raped, several reasons somebody might say nothing about having depression, several reasons someone avoids telling anybody their suicidal thoughts etc. You really cannot ******* judge somebody for anything like that unless you've ACTUALLY BEEN IN THAT SITUATION. And even then, you will not go through the same thought process. So even if you can, with complete confidence, say "what you would do," you have no right to judge another for doing something different. Actually asking what thought process they had, and why it was different to yours, brings up suck a ******* complicated array of influences. So please, go **** yourselves.
starberries 0
Shut up. Being threatened that way is not a traumatic event on the same level of actually being raped, being suicidal, etc. She should have simply walked out the first time he said it. There's no valid reason for her to sit there and take that.
jsnakes12 0
******* way ******* to ******* long *******
Cinn_fml 23
Says the guy who more than doubled the length of his post with unnecessary swear words.
piepieburger 0
^ THIS IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST WIN I HAVE EVER SEEN! O_o
Quest_ 13
That is completely ****** up, he is an absolute disgrace to think it would be acceptable/justified to speak to anyone like that. Especially in a business context, wtf. What a sad, disgusting excuse of a human being.
Mittle 0
what a degenerate
wriptidez 0
get that on tape