Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
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shortyshort21 0
she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*
Wolpy 9
Well, there are!
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randomlover 0
I flaunt mine all the time I don't give a **** what people have to say but if your in a professional enviroment it's best to stay covered up
Dcoble 0
Well you shouldn't dress trahy if you don't want people treating you like trash
fmltiligothigh 0
what a bitch, tell her off
muffingirl9 0
Shame on everyone who thinks this person deserved it. Though I don't think this post is true, it hardly matters. This is the same thought process and makes people blame rape-victims for being raped. Should dress professionally for a professional job? Yes, you should. Does your not doing so excuse anyone who then sexually harasses you? No. No it does not. Comments like "Don't dress trashy if you don't want people treating you like trash" are honestly disgusting. You don't get to treat a woman like garbage just because you don't approve of how she's dressed. Would you want your sister or your friends getting treated like that because someone else thought they were dressed too slutty? "Trashy" or "slutty" is a matter of opinion. All of you, grow up and stop thinking like over-sexed, self-entitled jack-asses.
Amber_the_Great 0
way to tell them
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I wouldn't excuse sexual harassment either, but I'm not sure this qualifies. And there's definitely something to be said for dressing conservatively at work. People treat you according to how you present yourself, including how you dress. It's just a fact of life. "Dress for the job you want, not the one you have." Of course, there's definitely more to presentation than dress. I've seen girls exude sexuality and come off as provocative in very conservative clothes, and I've seen girls dressed scantily who don't evoke the same reactions. I'm not in the "YDI for being raped" camp at all, but I would say YDI if this happened to a loved one while they were dressed poorly for the situation.
Hannerzzz 0
I don't know why this is an fml... I mean she was just trying to help and she didn't mention any dirty old men staring at her yet. so it's not that bad :p
miss_la_rue 6
I am shocked at how many people think she deserved this. No one deserves that. Besides, think about it: would it really be an FML if OP knew she was dressing slutty? She probably just has big boobs and is try to dress professionally and dress cute at the same time. I dress professionally, but my boobs are of the size that even if I wear a high necked shirt- which I do- I STILL get comments and stares. Mostly because most women's clothing are made for girls with size B breasts, while the average breast size is size C. Now imagine having bigger ones than that and NOT being overweight. There's no shirt that will fit you! And who can afford to get everything tailored? IF this is real, it's grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit against OPs boss. I really doubt the veracity of this claim though.
SheDevilGoddess 1
LAWSUIT!!!!!!!!
hawtstuff92 0
are youuuuu single???
evilcartman 0
i think your boss used to be a girl's p.e. teacher.
melonsmasherrr 0
she's cool:D