Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
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shortyshort21 0
she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*
Wolpy 9
Well, there are!
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callmecourtney 3
What I'm getting from this: The OP wore a low-cut top to the office. Her boss tugged it up around the breasts, much the same way that any woman would do if someone said "You're hanging out..." An invasion of personal space, certainly, but not an FML.
sallen0046 4
If you dress in appropriately or unprofessionally, why would you not expect your boss to have something to say about it? It's a workplace, not a night club. Well, I suppose it could have been a night club, but still. You don't walk around with your breasts hanging out at work unless you're a hooker.
writergirl23 19
Who says they were hanging out? There might have been only a bit. A bit might be enough to set said old men off
graffix1976 1
She can't do that. Go get here, get paid!
bugaboo810 3
number 11 is the exact reason why u don't flaunt it at work
birds_fml 7
If you didn't let your **** hang out all over the place, this wouldn't have happened. If a guy walked into his work place with short shorts and a bit of nut skin showing, everyone would agree THAT'S inappropriate. Unless you work as a hooker, put them away when you're supposed to appear like a professional.
emo_devon 11
well, maybe your boss was jsut concerned about your safety?
acevu 0
I would have been looking!
glambert1998 0
wow,if my friend anthony found out i was wearing a shirt showing cleave,he would yank my shirt straight up.he accidently punched me in the face one time
georgeo10yal 0
pics?
ShadowPunkChick 1
How is that a FML? Sounds more like something to laugh about