Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
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shortyshort21 0
she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*
Wolpy 9
Well, there are!
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Comments (111)
QwertyMcNugget 0
Ewwwwwwyyyyyy. D:
sne7688 0
wooowwww, I'm sure many if you that have sent in way funny or ironic stories, but never got posted, can agree when I say... THIS FML IS LAAAAME.
your_face 15
This is only an FML if you were hoping to seduce one of your coworkers. Get yourself a vibrator so you're not so desperate.
StJimmy117 0
how is this a fml? stop dressing slutty kthxbai
GeekMaster6000 3
YDI - Quit dressing like a ****.
ZeroMachine 3
Personal space!!!
itsashleybitch 0
WTF ?!?!?
maddie30000 4
cmon she was just looking out for you
MetalCraze 11
I get really tired of women who wear low cut tops to work as well hello It's called looking professional and not look a *****! I am in charge of hiring where I work and if you can't dress decently you don't get the job in the first place.
FMylifeAlltheTim_fml 0
ye big and round