Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
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flamemlk 0
Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML
yonika_babyyeah 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)
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Comments (69)
zcalo 0
"Boo hoo. I have a job and I have to do work." That's you.
Wazilla 0
"boo hoo im a retard who cant read thats its the Op's day off" thats you....
NaziZombie 0
I am really fighting apathy on this one, then again, i dont care
andrewms 0
almost all phones have a feature called "VIP mode". Its basically a feature where only "important people" actually causes your phone to ring, the non-important simply go into voice mail. If you don't have a "VIP mode", try looking for "Meeting Mode" or something along those lines. Once you activate this profile/mode you will need to go to "customize", "personalize" or "edit" depending on the brand of phone your using and look for a field where you can select either contacts or simply enter numbers. Add the people you actually like and ignore the people you could live with not hearing from for a while. YDI for not actually using the full capabilities of your phone, for not having patience, for not picking up phone and simply say "no, i'm not coming in on my day off" and/or for not caring about your job enough where IF they were calling you to ask you to come in - you ignored it...
jaredletolover 0
yeah, real smart.
deja54 0
Why would you ignore his calls in the first place?
sodahhhr 0
I JUST HIT AU -TO -TUNEEE
mrose57 0
Good for you! Life offers rare opportunities to let people know what you REALLY think and you did it. my supervisor just did something similar - thinking she'd hung up from a frustrating call she said loudly "******* idiot!". The connection was still open and the guy heard. I laughed until I almost wet my pants.
viral_fml 0
YDI, get a real job. Obviously if your boss has that much time on his hands and he's irritating people on their day off you must work somewhere pretty damn lame.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as the tears fall down A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out Like a small town flag a-flyin' Or a newborn baby cryin' In the arms of the woman that you love That's something to be proud of..." or be ashamed of. but lets not do that
kemper90 0
this is fake its just like a commericial i saw