Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
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flamemlk 0
Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML
yonika_babyyeah 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)
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Comments (69)
ejwalters97 5
faaaaaaiiiiiilllllure
bangscr3w 0
thats classic that would actually be cool cause it would be out in the open if you actually got keep the job lol
Sweej 1
She ATTEMPTED to yell at her phone... But in doing so, she hit a wrong button and ended up cursing at her boss.
mofran 0
I don't get why people are voting "ydi" it's her ******* day off and her boss needs to gtfo.
fml_mu 10
Learn to keep your calm no matter which situation you are in!!!
Vintage_Cola 29
Reminds me of the day I went to DC for spring break, and Chase bank would not stop calling me to do a "little" extra work.
MBrabs1996 22
My boss does something similar. If a shift supervisor calls me and asks me to come in and I say no, my boss will call or text and ask even if I had already said no. My boss will also text you multiple times if you don't respond and call you multiple times.