Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
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flamemlk 0
Today, I kept calling my employee. She wouldn't pick up. the last time she actually picked up and started yelling foul language. I was just trying to find out why she was taking her day off a day early. FML
yonika_babyyeah 0
LMAO LMAO LMAO. next time read before pushing :)
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Comments (69)
plexico 4
Call #6 ought to be interesting. Get your resume together and learn to control your temper or use technology.
Nomad609 0
you "pushed" ignore so obviously its not a touch screen phone. My point is if its a phone with keypads then its the red one which is far from the green "talk" button.. How could you not have distinguished... But then again I wouldnt know all phone types so I'll just STFU, just giving my $0.02
tWitt3rBuG 0
That's js plain stupid!
flamemlk 0
I think it is touch screen. th term push could be used
danielleFML 0
I am totally sympathetic, the people calling you names probably are 13 year olds who have never had a job and don't understand how precious a day off is. FYL
ImsoMikhail 0
The quality, and skill of your picture is that of a 5 year old. you are obviosly a premature **** who should stay off of FML, and stop predicting that everyone who is rude or has harsh words to say is a 13 year old kid because it obviose by everyones pictures that there older then that, and only your ghetto familly full of kids could cuss so excessivly. **** YOU.
p00p0ster0us 0
Well, if your boss called you 5 times on your day off s/he can't be surprised if you're ignoring the phone and cussing him/her out. Jeepers, it's your DAY OFF. Not your DAY ON CALL.
lordmoe 0
dont push buttons, just ignore it altogether.
FML_like_a_boss 0
wow your boss sucks calling you on your day off FYL
dancinfool18 0
haha that sucks
22jrdn55 15
if you already have been fired, heres a couple things you can do to feel a bit better! 1) call the boss and keep annoying him with your calls. 2) get a dozen of eggs and when your ex-boss comes out of his/her car threw eggs at him/her. (try not to get noticed though) 3) change your name and apply for the same job again.( chances are the boss doesn't even know how you look like and may get the job fast!) by the way, Im not responsible for any future disasters/agonies!! but if you do get the position, i want my cut