Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, due to a change in our internal system, I set up an email filter at work that sent all incoming messages to spam. My boss had been sending me urgent updates all day, and I only realized when she came over and asked why I’d “gone radio silent.” FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss called me to say that I'm fired because I was "deliberately ignoring" the messages from a head of another department who wanted to contact me regarding some "urgent" (not really) project. I was on "Do not disturb" because it's my vacation, and this SOB is not even my boss anyway. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
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EsOSiQueEs 14
He's only jealous because you have more sexy singles waiting to meet him and free ipads than he does. Sorry OP.
lostcrazydiamond 10
FYL. If there's a higher position, I suggest reporting it to them. Hopefully the spam is still there for evidence.
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Comments (65)
SerpentBoy 8
While you're suspended, constantly send your boss junk emails.
megzaz 10
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da_directioner39 17
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Dcm210 19
In the meantime, I hope you can find a better job.
simoncat 11
There seems to be an Over-abundance of asshole bosses lately. How did all the fuckwads rise to power?
xRezSynn 15
I'm starting to think animals are smarter than us.
Rodville 28
Looks like someone is looking for an excuse to fire you.
perdix 31
Pretty soon that Nigerian prince's money will show up in your bank account, and the penis enlargement pills will kick in. Then, you can show your boss your monster dick and tell him "Take this Job and Shove It."
BigDogMatt 13
Spam and eggs... Yum!
KiddNYC1O 22
Someone needs a lesson on emails...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your boss is a douche. Talk to HR cause that's bullshit. Either that or demand a new account. And make the request every week. Option two go to the library and sign that butthole for everything so he can enjoy the spam.