Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
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Top comments
EmilyJane718 12
Sounds like your boss is a dick.
Mauskau 36
Is that even legal?
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Comments (149)
DubstepMasta 18
Bake some cookies do everything a recipe says wrong. Give them to him as an "apology" gift
outoftown 27
After filing for unemployment and sending out resumes, check which of your state politicians voted to make Texas a "right to work" (a.k.a., right to be fired for any insane reason) state and work to get them voted out of office.
lawmonkey 5
Those cookies must be great because your salary is a lot a damn money for some cookies!
KR12T3N 15
Used & Abused
sammyjo06 14
Talk about adding insult to injury. Even if you weren't the best worker in the world, getting fired right after getting dumped is awful. I'm so sorry :(.
reymon8823 24
Sue him... Unlawful termination with no just cause
monster216 7
hahahahahha
Blahblah9921 4
its a sign u didnt need that boss anyway hopefully youll find a better job just keep having hope ;)
lillysdaddy21 1
Maybe she broke up with you for your boss..... I think he's smashing her broski.
jblumz 15
Is your girlfriends name sue?