Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boss was quiet-firing me on purpose. Apparently, his daughter who works at this same company is pregnant now and needs a promotion. I have a Master’s and have been here for 9 years. She dropped out of college because it was “too hard” and the other day she put a metal spoon in the microwave. FML
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Top comments
TCRII 30
He’ll hire you back, pay you less, make you work more and treat you like the guy who got his daughter pregnant.
RichardPencil 32
My guess is re-hire you now that you'll be his son-in-law. Of course, you're going to marry the girl and be a good father for your baby, right? Choose a nice day for a White Wedding. It'll be a nice day to...start again!
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Comments (16)
tounces7 28
Depends how old you are, frankly. If you're like 18 then I don't see things going well for you. If you're 30, then that's quite a bit different.
Jonkbaby 23
Well, he can't fire you again
OnReceivingEnd 18
What can he do, fire you again?
J15237 25
First off never sleep with the bosses daughter. Now if its truly serious and you guys are heading for marriage I think you will be okay. Just dont do anything stupid. Like cheat.