Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
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random_person243 14
your user name completes this FML .
JustKittyKat 24
I personally do not find that game frightening. I was disappointed. At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.
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JustKittyKat 24
I personally do not find that game frightening. I was disappointed. At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.
ThePsyche 9
I agree, in my opinion Bioshock 1 is the scariest video game.
TheManager 6
Never played Amnesia? Or Dead Space?
iOceanus 18
Slender gets boring if you play the game to beat it instead of trying to play it to get a scare. Also, after a few times of being scared, it wears off.
tjv3 10
You should try dead space 3 in complete darkness with turtle beach surround sound head phones
MDTeddy 13
I heard those headphones suck, but I never tried them before. My brother has. I guess they break a lot or something. My friend got a pair and it broke first day.
Sandman366 6
I find mine craft scary at times. (Do de do...ooo, more ores...*Ssssss* ACK CREEPER RUN GET AWAY MOVE FLY YOU FOOL HURRY AAHHHHH!!!!)
iOceanus 18
34: I've had the same pair of Turtle Beaches for 2 years now, and they're in perfect working condition. Your friend would've had to do something extreme to break them. :P 38: The "tsssss" noise from a creeper is the scariest sound I have ever experienced .__. Especially near any structures I've made.
Sandsh8rk 36
#12, If you think BioShock is the scariest game ever, you're a freaking wimp.
myeviltwin 20
Sorry to tired and lazy ( I get up at 3 am for work). WTF is slender/slenderman?
Pigeon89 34
I think with Slender it was more about it being made using quite simple graphics and a simple idea, but it still managed to be a good enough game :)
brenkite 5
At this point, only indie games manage to be actually scary. Big developers have trouble capturing the concept nowadays, but low budget indie games do it quite well.
S182 15
46 - I am seriously not saying this to be a dick. I am hoping what I am about to say will be read by you, as well as others, and perhaps spark something inside you all. You would find the answer to your question much faster and with less effort if you simply googled it yourself. Not only that, but you would most likely find a more detailed answer. Often times people give out poor information, but when you research things yourself you not only gain a more comprehensive understanding of the material, but you are less likely to end up believing false information. Plus, if you are ever in a disagreement, you can now reference where you found the information. Main point, it would be way faster to check it yourself.
jarrettd 27
Bioshock 1 isn't scary at all. It sets a scary tone in the beginning but definitely is not a horror. Amnesia/ or dead space is a real horror game
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
#46 excuse someone for trying to be a little more social than google.
silverdaraco 1
Indeed thats quite something
sithlordnergal 5
#38 That is a perfectly acceptable sound to be afraid of. Because when you hear it you know it's too late and you know whatever you were working on is going bye bye.
random_person243 14
your user name completes this FML .
sonnyrosa 32
I agree! I laughed harder at OPs username than the FML! OP: if you were playing Slender, shouldn't you have been a little more prepared to see Slenderman? I mean, he's freaky, but it's not like you were playing Mario Kart and BOO! Slenderman...
TheManager 6
Don't turn around next time.
denden_mushi 11
You have to be happy with the little things in life and in this case it's people not knowing that you fart when scared.
Acik91 26
They do, though. Look at the username.
denden_mushi 11
But they didn't know it was him. So that's still a plus.
accioshannon 17
Nobody heard it, and nobody would have known about it! But now we do know.
mb2_native 15
Sometimes I can suck it back in..
cheertrombonist 9
Oh ho ho, family guy.. *farts "What was that?" "What was what?" "Oh....nothing. I thought I smelled a fart but..: now I don't."
mb2_native 15
43, I guess no one likes family guy :/ that show is awesome haha
cheertrombonist 9
I guess so.. *quietly sits in corner*
mb2_native 15
50, unlike you, as I am a bit ADHD. I can't quietly sit in a corner, I would probably start doing something annoying. My old babysitter always put me in the corner and took me back out because I swing my legs and the 4 legged chair kept bouncing, so she stuck my in front of the tv instead haha. *goes back to my swivel chair*
xGolfWangx 5
Literally scared shitless
MsConfusedd 27
No... I think he would have mentioned the shit. In this case: shit doesn't happen.
klutz44 28
Literally scared gasless
Frankenstein611 10
Your a man an you shrieked that loudly ya drowned out the sound of your own fart HAHAHA!! You need a pair of balls!
MrSassypants 34
I got mine at Wal-Mart. $2.50 each.
victus 14
walmart is inexpensive but some of the things there are low quality. I'd recommend going somewhere known for selling high quality balls.
MrSassypants 34
They already busted so I'm looking for a new pair anyways.
obnint 3
I recommend Costco because Costco keeps the cost low.
Disembob 16
Did you go into the bathrooms? Because that's a goddamn death trap.
AssTard 15
I completely agree. Everytime I walk in there I move as fast as possible while going, "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, etc."
friedchickenpie 14
Mason? Is that you?
ICastillo 25
Well I want up see you playing the Silent Hill games. Those games are creepy as hell.
ICastillo 25
*to
vark10 7
The first silent hill was about the only game to ever really freak me out, though dead space gave me a lot of jumps
ICastillo 25
I only played a little of the Dead Space game, but it did freak me out too. I heard it's a good series though.
dmoran20 27
Best game was the first resident evil when the dogs jumped through the windows... The silent hill games are good also, every time the damn radio starts with the white noise ur heart starts to race!