klala
Reserved
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Flavorite
United States
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
bm128902
United States
Unfair
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
alone
Australia
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
bruisedandconfused
Aberdeen, United States
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
R281780
San Jose, United States
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
workworkwork
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
NoValentine
United States
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
WhoLikesPie
Tampa, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
perdix 31
The good news is that you'll surely get April Fools' Day off. If there is any doubt, make sure you show up to work on March 31 with your pants on da ground, pants on da ground.
WhatANoob 0
^^ AGREED TO THE TENTH POWER
sum1savemeh 0
lmao pants on the ground
pendulum2012 0
Fat chicks are always available, just take one to Burger King and she will think you are God
Ajjas013 6
^^ WIN But seriously, you could totally do the hooker deal. Just don't get tricked into paying the other person.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Who said anything about bad investments, mercy? In my case, the gimp mask (zippy, zippy!) was used to scare the elderly folks into letting me take their medicine at the nursing home I pretended to work at. The VHS tapes... actually, I don't have an explanation for those. But the Girl Scout initiation rites? I wanted the secret to their awesome and addicting "Thin Mints", but those rights didn't tell me anything. I knocked on a random door to a random house and got no answer. So I went to the police station and, while wearing my gimp mask, asked where I could find some girl scouts. Those are three years I will never get back... PS - mercy didn't deny her spending habits, so...
Ajjas013 6
Yeah I noticed she didn't deny them lol. I don't know BSR, I don't know. I think you could find a pretty good use for those VHS tapes. Maybe tape over them and make your own porno. Something mercy can actually benefit from investing in. Other than that, however, you seem to know what you're doing. You spend your money wisely :)
awkwardpalmtree 0
lol cakes it's okay your not the only one!
Ajjas013 6
Woah, pendantic? It's been a long time since you've commented... Don't say that, you're worth much more with the laughs and humor your comments bring.
mangocherrypie 0
How about going to the gym 3 times a week, eating healthy, getting a tan, hair done, nice natural makeup... You'll be back on track in no time!
idkweird 0
.... How did you get that the OP is fat, pale, has crappy hair and wears too much makeup out of that? BTW, tan isn't always healthy. In my case, it can be deadly.
awthmt 6
You my friend are talking about health. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so going to a gym has nothing to do with it.
Kitty_Kat16 16
some people are just ugly. you cant fix ugly
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#24 - Pendatic and I (a few posts up) were actually referencing thread #8005552. We apparently have a price on our heads of $10 (American) or a quarter of a camel. (refreshes page) Oh great. That whor... I mean moderator Sirin is here. Hi!