Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, my hours got cut because I couldn't make it into work when they called me in. Why couldn't I make it in? I was in an interview for a better job. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML
Today, I found out that I didn't get a job I really wanted, despite doing well on third round interviews (3 hours with 6 people), and having a good connection with the person I would've reported to. Now I'm upset and dropping the ball on emailing interviewers for the other good leads I have. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
Today, I had a job interview today after being unemployed for months. I left early but a stranger's giant SUV had me blocked in for over two hours. I called to explain the situation in the hope that I would be given another interview slot later in the week. I was told I clearly didn’t want the job. FML
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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rocker_chick105 31
Deny them your employment for being dumbasses
TraeThaTruth07 7
I'm hiring... You just have to make it through my training day.
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Comments (76)
BrickWalls 2
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Aww that Swallows. :(
boofgall 16
You need a job where you get along with the boss right away. I'm great friends with mine.
TwinArmageddons 4
Dude that's just a bad joke right there
silentbutfunny 0
Theres a joke in this thread?
CockAsian 14
Instead of "that sucks," 1 thought it would be funny to put "that swallows." But failed miserably.
theten_fml 9
Probably was a prank call from one of OPs friends lol
kooochris1995 14
#1 no, you swallow dick
MrSassypants 34
#1 and #49 are a parrot idiots. They are no bird puns so why are we doing them?... ... ... Ooooohhhhh....
BrickWalls 2
Aww I'm sorry guys my aplogies.
angrymexican 8
Wrong FML 53
rocker_chick105 31
Deny them your employment for being dumbasses
VorpikeII 17
Companies really need to keep track of their interviews better so things like this don't happen. Hopefully you'll find a job owned by a company that ISN'T so disorganized OP.
amanda_d95 9
It was a test! You failed for not being committed enough! But seriously, why work for dumbasses?
downtime 13
*waves hand* "Yes I did attend the interview" "I must be mistaken, you did attend the interview" *waves hand* "And I performed so well you're giving me your job" "You did so well we are giving you my job" Give it a shot, they're clearly so clueless as to what's going on this might actually work. Worst case scenario they think you're an idiot and realise you fit in perfectly with the company.
SaMmIMonster96 6
I'm sorry OP I hope you find a better job.. Best wishes!!! :)
SoullessSpirit 9
2nd on that, it's not that easy to get a job (or at least a good one)
SaMmIMonster96 6
59- will you email me??? I'm on my iPod and can't message
israelnotjacob 20
Even though being out of work really sucks, it sounds like that place is really disorganized and full of dumb people in leadership positions. In the long run you're probably better finding something else.
TraeThaTruth07 7
I'm hiring... You just have to make it through my training day.
ICanSpellToTen_fml 1
Bow chick eh wow wow?
taytaylal 11
At least your not working for dumbasses.
piccalo 4
I don't think they are dumb..May be they got a good candidate and dumped OP..That's a smart bitch move..
Aoifexzx 3
You're*. Oh the irony...
aimeesea75 16
I love how people who don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" call other people dumbasses.
infaith 5
48 America is lazy with our language, so this isn't much a spelling contest.
ICATiger 13
Do you know their addresses??? I can supply you with some pretty rotten eggs if so......
quite_bored 9
Some of us aren't 12..
smurfsarwales 9
47 but we all secretly wish we were, don't we? Because what's more fun, working at a desk or egging a house? The latter i'm guessing. Adults and they're so called "maturity." They claim to be grown up, but if they had the chance they would all choose to be twelve again.
Justin23L 2
I've never felt an urge to egg a house. It isn't fun to be a huge asshole in my opinion, no matter what age you are.
williamh327 5
Probably not the job for u...
logiee_bearr 6
Well then they're dumb and you don't want to work for dumb people anyways
wildsweetchild 19
sometimes it's for better ;)
piccalo 4
But not this time...OP may be in severe need for it.so he posted this..
piccalo 4
I hope u mention that they cancelled the interview...