Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
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sseberly 11
Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.
guitardude728 9
now that sir, is a slap to the balls
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Comments (119)
beerankin 0
Some friend she is
jessie12198 0
yahh:)
brokenpromisespr 0
That's fuked up -.-"
Real_Talk21 1
tell your friend the only way to get to your girlfriend is through you...then on you...then on your girlfriend...while you watch
ceddyz17 10
Jeeze kids these days
KK3137 31
So... She's your best friend, you've known her for ten years and you didn't know that she's gay/bi? Not judging, just curious...
DeathBunny218 37
from the way I read it i thought OP was a woman. If she is then she's probably aware that the friend is gay/bi.
yummcookie 0
If they did, so what? You wouldn't expect your best friend of 10 years to go for your girl.
perdix 31
Why the **** don't we know the OP's gender? My solution would be the same, but visualizing a three-girl threesome would be a whole different story than envisioning my bucket-list fantasy of two girls with me. Seems like your "best friend" didn't have your best interests at heart. Are you sure she's not really a dude?
shawtieee 0
I would assume that OP is a girl. Since it says that her name is "Victoria".
sneakypeekaboo 8
It says anonymous. And I think Victoria is the city in Australia that OP is from.
guckylynn 19
It says OPs name is "anonymous" an is FROM Victoria.
My_Nightmare 19
Looks like it says "Anonymous" to me. . .Quit messing up Perdix' comment with your stupidity
Ins0mau 20
63. Victoria is a state of Australia, not a city. - An Australian
gracetaylor 0
#63 you think correctly
shawtieee 0
My bad.
DeathBunny218 37
There are so many unanswered questions in this fml it's difficult to say whether YDI or not. If you left your girlfriend because of what your friend said though then I'm gonna say you deserve it.
fmlist99 0
*insert lesbo joke here*
My_Nightmare 19
Fail^
icic6772 0
Hot
smokeymcpottt 3
Lesbi-honest, that's not a real friend.
rnzm 5
Give 'em threesome break, there are reasons behind every story.
My_Nightmare 19
47-win. 51-that was a sad attempt at comedy. smh