Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Wage slave
Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
How're you doing?
Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML
Genius
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered that head lice shampoo can remove the dye from your hair. FML
Top comments
FutureMatty 24
Next time grab the shampoo and make a run for it... "To protect the other customers" lol
Roskie 16
I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to do that. You left without asking for the manager?
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FutureMatty 24
Next time grab the shampoo and make a run for it... "To protect the other customers" lol
stepherz89 17
Who sells a product that he didn't even let her buy?
NeatNit 33
38, that shampoo is just there to make the pharmacy look complete! it's not actually intended for purchase... obviously. I really don't get why head lice are such a big deal in the US. You just might get them sometimes, so what? They're a little itchy and not that hard to get rid of. They don't have as much to do with hygiene than to do with luck, being in the wrong place at the wrong time (your hair touching the wrong other person's hair). It is at best comparable to a cold. What's the paranoia with lice? Might as well separate yourselves from anyone who's ever coughed.
crudeandrudeguy 29
You should have rubbed your head and then reached out and rubbed his head. Then tell him to get out to protect everyone else.
ShyAnn29 15
72, I think a lot of people think that head lice is due to bad hygiene, which it isn't, but it has a bad stigma to it.
BellaBelle_fml 23
#72, while having lice isn't a serious or life-threatening concern, it is still a massive inconvenience and just plain miserable. And it can be rather difficult to get rid of due to their minuscule size and large numbers. Not to mention the hassle of eradicating them from every piece of clothing, bedding, furniture, pillows, and whatever else the infested person may have come in contact with. And if there are multiple people, especially children, living in the same home it will just increase the chances of it spreading and you having to do all of that work over and over again for each person. THAT is why people make such a big deal about lice.
doubleddun 9
That's so illegal! It's not like lice jump from head, your heads have to be touching. Should of said it was for there kid or something.
AloysiusWeasley 15
I'm not sure what festering pit you live in, but no, they aren't common and are a huge deal if you're not a little kid (and sometimes they are then, too). They're not easy to get rid of either, because they're becoming immune to the treatment shampoos. I was one step away from being shaved bald back in the third grade because nothing worked - I missed three weeks of school (they kept sending me home) and because of the stigma, it severely affected my social life in school.
LilFlutter 10
@99 - Lice do actually jump/crawl off your head and spread to others' heads that way. You don't have to touch heads or use infected brushes to get lice, but just be around someone with lice. I know because I had lice once back when I was a child that a friend gave to me during a sleepover (separate beds right next to each other) - we found one of the lice hanging out on my bedpost and I ended up with a lice infection after that, but we never shared brushes or touched heads or anything (I am OCD about that kind of thing). My mother warned my school so they would check my classmates for lice - apparently, they will not send you home for lice eggs in your hair (as I still had at the time, though I was being treated with the nasty-smelling shampoo), only if they find any lice walking around. It is ridiculous that the OP couldn't buy the shampoo, though!
Life_sucks_13 6
Lol
hannaaaahr 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you still have your lice to keep you company!
thatkidhesh 11
that's disgusting. I hope to God you're not speaking from experience
timelessone 16
Slightly overdramatic response don't you think?
CorranH 3
Oh, c'mon, that was funny. She was clearly making a joke.
thatkidhesh 11
Do pardon my unnecessarily dramatic reply. im sure head lice make awesome friends
angeluv_2014 22
I don't think lonliness is her main concern...
Wizardo 34
Go to another store, buy shampoo, check out, rinse and repeat OP.
Bobby_007 9
That or Op could just shave their head, problem solved.
MrConcise 35
I hear Amazon sells anything from lice shampoo to sex toys. I know the second from a third party telling me, I swear!
IStoleTheCookies 16
Maybe if you buy head lice shampoo, they'll chuck in a free *****?
Wizardo 34
Probably depends on what kind of lice shampoo you were looking for cos pubic lice and ****** have some correlation... just saying.
ShyAnn29 15
Amazon ad: The best shampoo to get rid of lice! The best part, in addition to the best shampoo, you get a FREE vibrator!
Roskie 16
I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to do that. You left without asking for the manager?
my2centsworth 15
You're correct, he's not allowed to do that. And lice aren't spread by standing next to someone in a checkout line.
clemsi 20
Actually the cashier might be allowed to do that depending on where they are in the US.....In Missouri we have the right to refuse service to act customer at any time
abbypoo 11
#21, while it is probably within the cashier's legal right to refuse service, it is probably not ok with management! Generally speaking, unless the op was being dangerous or disruptive, most companies don't approve of their cashiers sending away business without a legitimate reason.
dreamsneverfall 8
Along that, the cashier had no valid proof that OP had the head lice. For all he knew, OP could have been buying the shampoo for somebody else.
beth817 13
Why are they even selling lice shampoo if no one is allowed to buy it "to protect the other customers"?! Seems a bit stupid to me.
Sansa_fml 38
And how can he get rid of them when he can't go in the store to buy shampoo?
Talooka 10
You should've rubbed the shampoo bottle in your hair and tell the cashier it's infested now.
chanellgymnast 17
Try another store, preferably one that has a self-checkout lane so you won't have to put up with crap!
my2centsworth 15
That's a good idea!
my2centsworth 15
That's a good idea!
hashshim 23
35/36: It's interesting how little people want to hear your 2 cents worth, especially considering your names.
my2centsworth 15
I know, right? My feelings are irreparably damaged because my entire sense of self worth is tied up in the opinion of the faceless masses on the Internet. Woe is me. Oh, and I still think she had a good idea.
Hastile 4
I can't believe some people are such wussies that they put up with that kind of crap.
allyrn13 12
You should have went to the manager and reported him. That douchenozzle should be fired.
lulubelles 33
You should still report him OP, save someone else from getting that horrible treatment. What an arsehole!
pewpdick 0
So illegal.
SWC_Penguin 17
Actually, stores have the right to ban anyone unless there's a law protecting the reason. (Age, gender, etc.) There is no law protecting for head lice so there's no law being broken here. Yes, the employee should be fired, but that's a manager-issue, not a legal one.
evilplatypus 39
You aren't entirely correct, Penguin. Many courts have ruled that companies cannot "arbitrarily" refuse service - they have to have a genuine business interest to protect by refusing service. As head live is not as easily communicable as the cashier seems to think, health and safety probably wouldn't cut it as being a legitimate reason in this case.
Dcm210 19
Call cooperate and complain.
blackwidowtaco 31
You mean corporate?