Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, tired of my husband complaining that my food was basic and bland, I went out of my way to learn to cook using new recipes and fresh ingredients. He complained that I took too long to make dinner, and that the food is "fancied up shit." He can cook his own meals now. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, I made the mistake of admitting to my husband that he was too perfect with the way he's always helping with cooking, cleaning and everything, and that it was starting to make me feel a little useless. He got mad and has now turned into the textbook definition of a lazy slob. I wish I'd kept my mouth shut. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother who lives with us decided that since I work from home, it would be a good idea for her to stay home and keep me company. "Keeping me company" includes ordering me to make her food, gossiping non stop, and ridiculing me for not being the woman that she always saw her son marrying. FML
Today, since my husband has been volunteering to do more of the cooking, I was happy and relieved to have help, until every meal he made had an ungodly amount of spices in it. I overheard him on the phone, saying he’s been purposely making my food inedibly hot so that I’ll eat less and lose weight. FML
Today, I told my husband that as I wasn't hungry, he had to cook for himself. He rang my Spanish stepmother as a joke to complain that I’m not wifey material. She showed up, whacked me with her Chancla, and browbeat me into cooking. He feels hella guilty, but he’s still a dead man once she leaves. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Ladies, avoid them momma's boys like the plague. Mind you, the same goes for Daddy's princesses.
Crowned Sataness 12
get rid of his ass. it's only gonna get worse. don't tolerate that shit. mama's boys are the worst
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Comments (6)
Iamthebanzai22 21
Ladies, avoid them momma's boys like the plague. Mind you, the same goes for Daddy's princesses.
alex_jaguara 33
Red flag, dump his ass.
Crowned Sataness 12
get rid of his ass. it's only gonna get worse. don't tolerate that shit. mama's boys are the worst
Rikkyruk42 2
As a formidable cook, what if her cooking was literal shit? Fool prolly overcooks boiling water too.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
so that justifies him getting angry over her choosing to stop cooking? that's some interesting logic you've got there.
Rikkyruk42 2
Nope you are right it does not, just tooting my own horn I guess. They both should've tried to find some interest in a simple life skill. My mom taught me better.
Wadlaen 24
Tell him and talk to him - most relationship problems can be solved through dialog.
flagbitch 8
She should learn proper cooking, but he is capable himself. Should he "forgive the error of her ways" then in the future he should decide how to cook it proper.