Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
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glitchead 0
That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.
KikuHonda 3
what an asshole of a friend. 8(
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glitchead 0
That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.
Venerax 0
Hang on, tell him that you're dead? o_O
netfreak 0
he said get the hospital to tell him
Luckysmurf 0
lol that sucks
kissesinbetween 0
Omg what kind of friend you've got? And to top it off, your BEST friend. Awesome.
youlose_ 0
16th
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for still calling him your friend
Moemoemoe_fml 0
You need to change friends. :(
BikerMike 0
your friend is a ******* asshole - sue him.
QTp13 10
I'm sorry that happened to you. But you need to get rid of your so-called 'friend', and pronto!! What kind of dumb-f*ck moron would do that??
diedude104 3
a best friend is the kind of dumb-**** moron who would do that.
ElMundio87 0
you needed a paramedic because you fell off your bike? did he push you off over a cliff?
XxKate1294xX 0
Full speed = you fly over the rails & hit your head and slide across the pavement. Or you crash into a car and whack your head, or you get lucky and just slide across the pavement breaking a few things. Seriously, if you are biking fast crashing/falling off would HURT
Sakke 4
Shit happens. And I'd imagine I'd be laughing my ass off if I had seen the paramedics drop you after that.