Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
My precious
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Lord of the lost rings
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
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Mattyknows 0
Maybe she took it off whilst she had hardcore; passionate and exhilerating sex with him. Maybe.
bmach 0
I always assume the worst in people. It usually ends up being true.
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Comments (53)
pingpongpickle 8
don't worry ,she's not cheating. there is a perfectly good explanation for this: she took it off at home before she got in the shower. a giant bird flies in and eats it, then poops it out on your best friends yard. your friend comes along and grabs it to add it to his collection of giant bird crap. he goes to the bathroom w/ his whole collection and digs through the poop. he finds many valuables such as buttons, keys, even a retainer. he decides to keep the ring to wear around so he doesn't look like such a loser. he took it off one day before scrubbing the toilet and forgot about it.
risarous 0
agree with #4
missmontreal97 4
agreed
Iowa123 0
Coincidence? I think NOT!
CableX17 0
I lol'd. Ty:). :P
twitch0601 0
or she was over there cheating on you and she took the ring off while getting all ready and she knew that she would feel like crap if she was blowing her husbands best friend and saw a shinny ring in her face
tpreston 0
21- win
caligirl559 0
can u say thief haha
andrewsgirl2010 7
Ouch :/
wrwrestler8 4
Ok let's go over the facts: 1- instincts are almost always right. Everybody is getting an instinct that the wife is cheating... therefore she most likely is. 2- the best friend could NOT HAVE STOLEN HER RING unless the wife had actively TAKEN THE RING OFF. 3- there is no reason why the wife would take the ring off if she was in the bathroom. women can poop or pee without taking the ring off. there is no reason to EVER take it off. 4- the only reason a wife would take a ring off is if she was about to have sex with someone else. Women often feel less "guilty" about it if they take the ring off first... they feel in their emotional minds that they are somehow "taking a break" so its less "bad". Also, some other women who cheat on their husbands take the ring off simply for spite- they are angry and resentful of their husbands for whatever reason, or their not getting along or connecting like they used to, so she takes it off simply to either spite him or so she doesnt see it during sex. To a woman's mind, she feels she is "sticking it to the man", so to speak. 5- IF- and I mean IF- the wife WAS simply taking a crap in the guys bathroom, and HAPPENED to just take her ring off for the hell of it, maybe to feel some fresh breeze on her finger, idk... SHE WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED TAKING IT OFF. 6- What the hell was the wife doing at the husband's best friends house without him, ANYWAY? That right there signals likely cheating. Cuz THINK: IF THE WIFE HAD BEEN OVER THERE WITH THE HUSBAND (OP), THEN THE OP WOULDN'T BE FREAKING OUT THINKING SHE WAS CHEATING, HE WOULD ASSUME SHE HAD LOST IT THEN. The fact is, we all know the obvious- the wife WASN'T THERE with the husband. She was sneaking around! ============== The only reasons she wouldn't remember is if 1- the ring STAYED OFF for a long period of time (aka sex... simply going to the bathroom isnt long enough to forget putting a ring there) OR 2- if the wife PURPOSELY wanted to lose the ring (she could have been having an affair, and had the guy "keep the ring there for her so she didnt have to wear it". (MANY CHEATING WIVES "LOSE" THEIR WEDDING RINGS DURING INFIDELITY. I know that plenty of women want to say how the wife "was innocent and you guys are just attacking her without reason, and its not fair or logical"... the fact is, it IS LOGICAL. I would give my expert opinion and say there is at least a 90% chance the wife was cheating, probably higher. But I am being conservative and NICE on that 90%.
lolive_9 2
That's horrible... I hope it turns out that it was there for some other, valid reason.