Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
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Mattyknows 0
Maybe she took it off whilst she had hardcore; passionate and exhilerating sex with him. Maybe.
bmach 0
I always assume the worst in people. It usually ends up being true.
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Comments (53)
Steffi 26
Maybe she just left it there accidentally?
The_1_One 3
1. if she didnt tell u she was there, and if he didnt tell u she was there, then something is already fishy. 2. if the ring was in a cup in the washroom, i expect that she was taking a shower and didnt want to lose it down the drain. im also guessing there was alcohol in the cup before the ring went in there, making her intoxicated enough to think she hadnt taken the ring off in the first place and lost it down the drain. sorry dude, she cheated.
1jordan1 11
So did he steal it or is she cheating on you with him?
confusedAsFuck 34
Ouch, that must've hurt like hell
The_9th_Doctor 18
get him and make it look like a kitchen accident
singularstar 5
Yay you found ring
worldclassrager 41
Well you found it and now have a good way to start a conversation about it being "lost"
kristen5286 12
horrible
fantasyworld 39
She could've taken it off to wash her hands and forgot about it.
Soviet_American 29
About a week agoooo!