Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
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Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
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Top comments
Mattyknows 0
Maybe she took it off whilst she had hardcore; passionate and exhilerating sex with him. Maybe.
bmach 0
I always assume the worst in people. It usually ends up being true.
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Comments (53)
hellfire695 0
umm maybe your wife was their last and took the ring to use the bathroom and forgot it in the cup still ask around and if she is cheating get a divorce
rhcpbeezy 0
hahahahahaha number six
ziqi92 0
my first guess would have been that ur wife went to wash her hands and dropped her ring in the cup for safekeeping but forgot to put it back on. if u see it right there i dont think they're hiding anything from u.
Atara223 0
PFFT. You are a very suspicious person.
doggie3 0
18, you rock. but seriously, no need to jump to conclusions. and also, is it the wedding band, or engagment ring, because if it's the band, then it could not be hers if it's very plain. but if it's the engagment ring, then you might have a situation. but there are other possibilities.
1jordan1 11
IM SURE HE KNOWS WHAT HIS WIFE'S WEDDING RING LOOKS LIKE. It's not that complicated, it's not like its a complex situation. He bought the ring, hers went missing, and he happens to find one exactly like hers in his friends bathroom? Logic and common sense people. Don't over complicate things.
blairyboo 0
maybe she was washing her hands or putting lotion on and took it off and left it there. if she was having an affair then she wouldn't need to take it off cus ur friend already knows she's married. dnt always asune the worst gosh ppl
cookiemonster17 0
I think the best friend already did that
dubstep87 0
cheating!!!!
yelwarc 0
don't worry for If they do not repent there Sins god will crucify the audulters
chenny2013 10
Your ****** weird looking!!
pingpongpickle 8
actually if it was a huge rock she would need to take it off so he wouldn't scratch herself or the guy