Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged. I would be happy for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that her fiancé was my boyfriend just 2 months ago. Upon hearing the news, I severed all ties with her. She ended up bitching me out and calling me selfish for being upset. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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Top comments
groza528 17
When she rejects him, you'd better not take him back.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Damn, that's shit luck on your part. If he's like that though, he's not really worth it anyway.
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Comments (39)
capnjacksparrow 7
You must feel like shit OP. If your friend says yes to him ditch em both and find people who really love you
itzzzzz_alpop 12
What a dick. I hope your friend rejects him, and if she dosen't then leave her and find people who treat you right!
travidebla 8
Euw? I hope your friend tells him to **** off.
tracynicole1 16
Please do a follow up, sorry that happened.
prodigy2013 4
What nobody understands is that this is real life. If I liked a girl enough while she was taken and she introduced me to some1 that I do not like as much as her I would do the same thing. OP was the guys #2 why stay with #2 when your #1 is finally available
Darkreign333 23
You're a terrible person too. Why date someone you would leave so easily?
DoomedGemini 38
If someone did that to my best friend, their chance would instantly be 0. Not only did you hurt her by being a complete dick, it's creepy as **** to date her to stick close to another girl. Whether I liked the guy or not, if he did that Id want nothing to do with him.
InfiniteSunshine 32
In general if you do that to someone you're a terrible ******* person, but especially so when the case is between best friends. What you're doing is basically leading someone on until you have the chance to get what you actually want. You're wasting their time when they could be looking for someone that actually cares for them, instead of being with a jerk who will bail the first chance he gets. If you're waiting for someone, it's hard, by why not just stay single, or have casual things, like friends with benefits or something. If someone did this to my best friend because I was finally available, I'd tell them to go **** themselves, because they certainly won't be with me for doing that to my best friend. Then they'd be cut out of both our lives, my loyalty to her is infinite, especially to a guy that treated her like she is disposable.
takeittoem 8
If he spent the entire relationship looking for someone "better," you are 100% better off without him. Also... what an asshole!