oD_Ronan
Olympia, United States
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML
Jeremy89
Not the barber on Penny Lane, then
Today, I told my barber, “You cut my hair perfectly this time!” He frowned and said, “This is the first time I’ve cut your hair. Who’s been screwing it up for you?” It’s been him, for the last two years. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML
BADBOYRI
Chennai, India
NO SLEEPING ALLOWED
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Anonymous
**** my shit up
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
MonCoiffeurAdoré
Gross prank, dude
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Anonymous
Naples, United States
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
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StraightEdge325 11
Was his name Edward?
BigMatt803 18
Might be time to switch barbers
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Comments (51)
completerubbish 17
I don't think we can say FYL or YDI without knowing the details. If the barber 'threatened' the OP, then he probably told the OP to do or not to do something.
benmec 18
I feel you buddy. I have had this nightmare many times.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Is there a pie shop underneath the barber? If so, stay away. Stay right away.
Nolonger 11
Haha #1, I would hope not
israa_alhasani94 12
Edward Sissorhands?
royalmsft 7
He was just trying to help you get the "point," you know not to move around so much.
Croooow 11
Yeah, stop moving. He probably said something along the lines of "If you keep turning your head to look at things while I'm cutting, I'm going to end up stabbing you." And this is just how you interpreted it.
Caitie_kid 8
Apparently people on here would rather the barber shut up and just stab him accidentally.
Epikouros 32
Never get your hair cut by a jealous ex-boyfriend.
thatnucca 36
I hope you didn't "tip" him over the edge OP...
shadokis 15
There's obviously much more to this than OP is letting on. C'mon OP, we need a follow-up with details. You're leaving us hanging!