Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
One of those rare cases where the dog actually did eat the homework.
Redoxx_fml 22
He devoured that knowledge
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takeittoem 8
What the hell is color therapy?
teapotrevolt 27
Some say colouring is like meditating in the sense it distracts your mind. It is therapeutic and it is one of the things that helps you from getting dementia, plus it's just fun! Helpful BTW. Lol
cheshirecat13242 32
Maybe it's because I'm not in college, but I've gotta ask, "wtf does this mean? The dog ate your homework and in turn, your money?"
XxDanno316xX 27
Ahhahaha Friend, in college you can buy a text book for an absurd overpriced amount... Or you can rent it and return it. In the op's case they rented it. Now they have to buy it. Savvy?
thatonlinedude 5
I'm in college. one of my textbooks cost $195 to get it new, but I can rent it for $80. if you don't return the book the charge you for the entire book. I had a chemistry book two semesters ago that retailed for $280 at some places, I rented instead.
OSUBuckeyeChick 10
FYL but had you thought about crate training the dog so it can't get into things when you can't be around?
vikky538 29
OP: did you read the book? Dog: read? Come on. I read it so much that i have tear it
heartofhannah 28
Stop.
Redmondking 12
They say re-decorating is expensive. I say just get a dog.
LoverWordsFood 27
Oh dogs, they always surprise us and at the same time test our ability of being owners. Being ahead of them can be fun at times and frustrating. Though that does suck that she tore up the books, I know college books are like signing your soul away. At least this was a learning experience for the two of you.
MagnusDeus 24
He was angry when he found out he was colorblind. Who can blame him.
sighlifeman 12
first the rabbit now the puppy... might as well have a kid instead
smokecloud_ 37
Nah, stick with puppies. I'd rather ruin my carpet than my life.
VirtuallyPlum 3
Go back to the store and convert rental to purchase. It will save you tons on the fees.
lvg_fml 10
I have 2 dogs both about 1 1/2 years old. One is fine. The other will chew anything and everything. I have tons of toys and still she prefers paper and plastic, anything she shouldn't have, of course the cats help by knocking stuff off the table so she can get it