Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
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cocacola999 27
I'd delete it fast, before Chris Hansen finds out.
Viewerv 2
So despite what a few people have said, childhood masturbation is apparently not all that uncommon. Not all kids do it but apparently a surprisingly high number do. They don't necessarily realise it's "sexual", just that it feels good. Speak with you child's doctor if you are worried. Then speak with your child about boundaries and privacy. Humans are complex creatures and that includes our young. There is no point in pretending all kids are innocent snowflakes who don't touch themselves.
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OhPuhleeze 23
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Interesting to see not a single "I call BS" comment here. Well, I would like to call BS here because I cannot believe a 4 year old getting errections, learning how to ********** to pleasure himself, and using a camera phone to take pictures while masturbating incredibly far fetched.
Hippo_Holiday 19
Jesus take the wheel
sparkledoge 29
Some times "the talk" needs to happen sooner than you'd expect.
blair_kitty 15
I was babysitting my friend's 9 month old for a few days and a few times when i changed his diaper and wiped him clean he got an erection. its totally normal, just have a talk with him about privacy and not using your phone considering it can land you in a lot of trouble for a simple misunderstanding.
campdude90 15
Change the passcode on your phone, too