Noname
United States
Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mckinney, United States
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
daycare worker
Houston, United States
Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML
myheart75
Australia
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
squishy
United States
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Bad guy
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old niece, who rudely but cutely asked me why my nose is so big. Trying to make light of it, I told her, "It's because I lie a lot, just like Pinocchio." Now she won’t stop asking who I lied to and told my sister and her husband that I’m a "bad guy." FML
faitesdesgosses
Mantes-la-ville, France
Goals!
Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like to have when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML
notsoonenufdeparted
United States
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
noiguessitsbroken :(
Kaunas, Lithuania
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Fatlady43
United States
Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML
Top comments
Renesaga 8
Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?
AliSama 17
tell her because your going to marry rich!
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Comments (37)
vannahannah20 0
that's sad man so sad that u son that's 4 can notice. but i appauld u for being a single dad. that's a full time job
h2icasis 0
its his niece which means brothers/sisters daughter not his son
Llama_Face89 34
20- your stupidity astounds me.
krumi 13
Are you OK human?
Bamm_Bamm 0
you shouldve asked her the same
DynamicDave 11
It's probably because you aren't flashing enough asscrack.
apfunction 0
#3 win.
toeknee33 0
nice
luis420 0
lol ydi for sucking at life
happyhak 5
Did your niece also ask why your grammer sucks?
mailman1776 0
probably because you waste time on FML 24/7 HAHAHA
bryceizbombin 0
I swear #3's comment was way more funny then the actual pitiful fml that got posted.
Renesaga 8
Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?