DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
john doe
Portland, United States
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Lesson learned
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
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steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
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cricketsins 36
Children can be very brave sometimes, especially when they know we need it. When my brother was five, he walked in on me crying over an ex. When he asked, I simply told him that the ex in question had hurt my feelings. The next time my brother saw him, he gave him a swift kick in the balls!
fsomelife 26
Who needs big brothers when you have little ones
gracehi 33
Ha! Reminds me of the time a boy was trying to kiss, my big sister (she didn't want to be kissed) so our little brother and I beat him up and chased him away while she took refuge in a tree. I barely remember it, but my sister tells that story all the time.
Fuaaad1994 31
What a wonderful daughter
bfsd42 20
Docshadow??? Are you really a bastard in disguise?
DocBastard 40
No. I don't allow people to bully me or my children. *I* am the danger. *I* am the one who knocks.
DocBastard 40
I don't have any idea what you're talking about. And even if I did, you couldn't prove anything.
ohnowhy 7
Bad for the moment, good for the future!
lolli_12 6
Looks like she won't be getting bullied than. Which is good :)
perdix 31
She's going to make you her bitch before she gets to kindergarten. Sometimes wimps have bad-ass offspring (you may want to check her DNA with Maury.)
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Good job :) You got one kick-ass kid right there sir... My cousin's 4 and he's more likely to be the bully.
Izick_Status 8
THATS ADORABLE!!!!
raininginseattle 9
Even kids know when a person is doing something wrong. I hope she keeps her strength and continues to stand up as she gets older. Or have her very own champion. I can't as this is an FML. If anything, this shows you what a cool daughter you have. That's a "my life rocks!"
winston5 6
You have succeeded at parenting