DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
john doe
Portland, United States
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Lesson learned
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
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steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
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Comments (101)
xxsakuraxx 29
Aww thats soo sweet!!! Why is that an FML? She clearly loves you.
Ghostcaptain 6
I wonder which one of you checks under the beds for monsters before sleeping. I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's your daughter!
fsomelife 26
Plot twist: OP is actually the adoptive father of overly manly man's daughter! "I don't check for monsters under the bed, I make sure they remembered to move out."
RedPillSucks 33
Or "the monsters are under the bed cause they're scared shitless of me and go there to hide"
Kateyez_26 13
Your kid is awesome!! Bullies SUCK!!!
sempiternal80816 9
Dude. That's ******* awesome! You should be proud of your daughter instead of taking this for granted.
doglover100 29
That is sweet of her.
chat_noir_fml 5
Is she learning this from your wife?
fsomelife 26
Your kid is epic! If you're FMLing about this, you've gotta change something about yourself, not whine that your four-year-old is better than you!
foxy_grampa 19
Well, at least you don't have to worry about her getting picked on in school
safaeita 32
she's pretty cool I mean come on you're kid is AWESOME
143amandaott 10
Looks like you have a companion right by your side!!:) that's really cute! Looks like Momma's little girl!:) #lol ~stay fierce~