Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Lesson learned
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
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steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
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Comments (101)
edanielleh 21
I call this a win! Great parenting :) I hope you praised the kid a lot :) We need more people like that!
kitcatjb 12
Well...what did the person say to you?
DopeGrapez 5
at least we know that your daughter will brave and bold alone...
Dohnut94 7
Good for her! Raising her right, I see!
VoodooPriestess 16
It might have been humiliating for you in that moment so I hope you didn't do anything to decay her sense of justice. . .
BriCx 8
At least you know she won't take crap at school. Sounds like a great kid :).
ingeraa 2
Awwww
jairienfaite 20
I enteted both ydi and fml but I'm clearly jealous and hope to have a daughter like yours one day.
Girlie7 11
Your daughter is awesome..
BAD2891 4
You've raised your kid to stand up for what right and for the the people she loves. Don't look at this as an FML, but as a parenting done right!