DocShadow
New York, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
unknown
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
angry mama
The Headmaster Ritual
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
john doe
Portland, United States
Stranger danger
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Kid
United Kingdom
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
bully slayer
Pasay City, Philippines
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
imnotastranger
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Lesson learned
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
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steffidallasbfl 16
At least she stood up for you.?
Absoluezer0 12
Either you did your job poorly or way too well.
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Comments (101)
Km1490 20
Aww.. you raised her well.
metalcrazed 21
What an awesome kid.
EffyFails 18
Dude, I think any adult that tries bullying anyone is an absoloute twat so don't worry you're above them either way your kid is epic, she knows what's up
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You have a good daughter so be proud.
shhhaaarrron 12
Awh that's just precious. Your daughter loves you.
skittyskatbrat 19
Somebody raised their kid right :D And how embarrassing (yay!) for a bully to be called on it...by a four year old. This made my day.
Blink_me26 21
Be happy, she loves you :)
Bloink 25
So cute!!
Mailman2121 15
You're a pussy.
ZomBgal 12
I don't see tgis as an FML. You must be teaching your daughter well for her to stand up for you at that age. Plus, whoever was bullying you is the losing party here. Shame on them.