Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my husband and two toddlers. My two year-old son was being incredibly cute and independently drinking water out of an open cup. I commented on how much I loved him. Two seconds later, he threw said cup with water at my head and started laughing. FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
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Top comments
thatonegirlnic 10
He's a reverse sour patch kid. Sweet. Sour. Gone.
chrisstanford 10
Did you punish him?! Had I done that when I was little I would get timeout and a whopping
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Comments (141)
hickdog 6
based on recent experience, I an kind of shocked I have not been moderated for being insensitive to bad uncles or uncles... or people who are bad...
antonia789 17
That
hasabo 12
First world problems
Ksweety_fml 27
At least he gave you a kiss.
NicciJ87 10
sweet than sour....hes different
CurlyQute 17
You better have punished him.
toocuteprincess 6
Never let people get too close. This proves it
skyeyez9 25
This is why I don't miss the toddler phase of my child's life. The terrible twos are the worst. My daughter never hit, but she would walk up to someone and lick the side of their face and run off giggling. She loved the creeped out reactions everybody would get.
BabyMomma425 1
What this really should say..."Today, my son slapped me so he got to learn what a bare bottomed spanking feels like."
AKAR2521 4
you people who think the kid is going to grow up thinking it's okay to slap people are 1. wrong and 2. obviously don't have kids. discipling a two year old is like talking to a wall. they understand what you are saying, and know the consequences, but will do it time, and time again. that's why it's called terrible twos, they test you every chance they get. my son is two and does the exact same thing to me and he gets time out for it, and he knows he will, but he still does it. you people that like to judge and be rude need to have a kid exactly like this to see how it feels and what you would do in this situation. i understand op!!! it's okay!!!