Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
MyPetNinja 14
Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.
alcoholmage 14
The best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!
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Comments (138)
Rocky007 15
And little sister earned herself some candy from brothers friend.
klx125cross 9
Why r people on this site always so perverted? *sarcasm*
Longshott 4
Make her wash her hands first though...
klx125cross 9
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Thats hot!!!
lixone 7
Why does nobody bother to lock their bathroom doors anymore these days?
jmacfan1 16
Not everyone has a lock on their bathroom door. I don't
ehllychan 10
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I can understand what is your problem with the friend, but what's the deal if your own brother see you naked? He's your brother, not some random dude. Unless your family is known for incestuous relationships, why would it be a problem?
Nanael_fml 4
It's a problem cause it's human nature to not want others seeing you in your birthday suit, whether it be your brother or your brothers friend no matter how old you are
AussieChild 22
I'd rather the friend see me naked rather than my brother! I don't care if he's related, totally inappropriate and awkward if he saw his 21 yr old sister naked.
simplylost643 0
#45- Nope, it's not human nature to not want others to see you naked. Social anxiety, pressure from society about morals/ethics, fear of judgement. It's a lot of things, but try telling the people at all the topless beaches and nudist colony's that it's human nature, and see how far that get's you.
saksxalmo 20
#45, there is a difference between being naked surrounded by naked people and being naked surrounded by clothed people. In the latter case, the naked person is exposed and unprotected. I think it's the feeling of "I can be seen or attacked, but I can't really see or attack anyone else" that causes the discomfort. Kind of like how the fear of the dark comes from our inability to see in it and our vulnerability, as well as fear of the unknown.) I don't think it's "just" social anxiety or pressure, I do think it's human nature to feel an imbalance of power or to be involuntarily exposed... Also, the existence of topless beaches (technically I don't think that should even count, as in that case people are still covered, not totally naked, and there are a lot of questions about equality for women and whether breasts should be treated the same as genitals) and nudists does not disprove that it's human nature to not want to be exposed any more than the existence of monks/nuns/celibate people and asexuals disproves that it's human nature to have sex or anorexics prove that it's human nature to want to eat.
Laurenlou 24
54- So someone has social anxiety just because they aren't okay with being seen naked? I sure as hell love being naked but I would NEVER want my brother, his friends, my sister, my dad or anyone I don't approve of for that matter, to see me naked. (My mom walks in on me and knows not to look directly at me.) Fear of judgement from a kid brother and his friend who are probably half of OP's age? Nonsense. Morals/ethics are good things. The "pressure" from those is what makes most people NOT okay with murdering others. I never knew why nudist feel they need to be naked 24/7. That has nothing to do with OP and others who are not nudist.
kittycat2007 18
i agree with 42. if its close family it shouldnt matter if they see you naked or not. now, i'm not saying people should parade around naked in front of family but if they happen to catch a glimpse, so what? just wrap up in a towel/clothes/whatever and carry on with your day.
thewife5 19
I have 8 brothers.. Pretty sure none of them have seen me naked since I was 6. I don't care how close your family is.. It's just wrong.
angel_of_death55 7
Even if you and your family are close it's gross and wrong to see one another naked
asl_for_life 6
THANK YOU!!! to all of you who think it is awkward or gross or wrong for family to see you naked. I don't see how anyone would want that.
awwwdarn 1
No, your brother should not be seeing you naked. Would you like your dad or grandpa to see you naked? You must have a weird family.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
What's with people not locking the bathroom door?
xrawritsashleyx 11
she doesn't really deserve it for not locking the bathroom door.. we don't know if the bathroom had a lock anyway! but even if it did so what she didn't lock it? I don't lock mine. if it's locked and something happened to the person showering or someone needed to get in there for an emergency that could not wait then everyone is screwed..
kamron907 0
You are HELLA stunning lol and right
Old_Iron_Sides 6
"Today I was walking by the bathroom with my friend, and I turned my head to see my sister completely naked with the door open, FML"
Suba_fml 8
And now we know why people invented something called a lock.
idl3mind 0
Lock. The. Door.
Steffi 26
Not. Everyone. Has. A. (Working). Lock. On. There. Bathroom. Door.
TurquoiseJesus 15
They. Should. Fix. The. Door. Then. Seriously. It. Wouldn't. Cost. That. Much. To. Do. Or. Take. That. Much. Time.
stupidpplsuck 33
its not safe to lock the door. But seriously? the brother and friend where there what wernt they looking afther the curious two year old?
perdix 31
I think it's up to your brother and his friend to decide if the look was "good." The view may have been cringeworthy.
Marrach 7
That would make sense. It's not like OPs a model.. It could've been nightmare worthy.