Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
MyPetNinja 14
Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.
alcoholmage 14
The best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!
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Comments (138)
Jinxx7 0
And you don't lock the door why?
joey180x 6
You must be yummy lol
stupidpplsuck 33
why wern't your brother and his friend looking after your sister? Or were they and thats why they saw you naked?
huskyriz 3
I wish I was your brothers friend lol
SApprentice 34
Not all doors have locks on them, and in most houses with small children, there are no locks. Having a bathroom lock while you have a toddler is a tragedy waiting to happen. The little one goes in the bathroom and accidentally manages to lock herself in, then while the parents are frantically trying to get in the room, she starts playing in the toilet, falls in, and hasn't developed the motor skills or muscles to pull her head out the water and drowns. These things happen. My house growing up never had door locks for that very reason. Anyway, I feel your pain OP, and I know it was humiliating, but that'll wear off soon. You did the right thing trying to get the kidlet out of the toilet, it was just bad timing that your brother walked by before you could shut the door. FYL, and I hope your day gets better.
sugarlover1998 7
When will people learn to lock the bathroom door when there are other people in the house, liable to walk in?!
novalaise 7
Why would you take a shower with the door open!?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You did the right thing so don't feel bad. However your brother should've been watching your sister while you were showering.
coolbrony12 3
They may or may not have set that up...
killmeslowly5 5
Was the friend hot? Ha