Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
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Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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Comments (290)
soccer_lover_714 4
Thats what you get for dating someone 11 years younger than you .
Tsukico 3
And one can tell that most on this thread are kids..... Age stops being that important around 20. Oh... And think ahead to when you are 30, and how happy you would be scoring a piece of 19 year old ass. You men are just jealous.
deebaybeee19 6
good for you ! I have almost the same situation as you and its great . everyone just thinks its wrong cause they age gap but, **** em ! I'm happy :)
EdenLis 14
Ew..
RissaLynne 8
Everyone is making a big deal about the age gap. I'll have you know that my parents have a 10 year diffference. They were happily married for 10 years and had 2 kids. My dad is one of the most mature people I know. Amyways, FYL.
hartrum 0
Dude ur the biggest pervert ur 11 years older than she is
courk94 6
Umm dude Shes almost half your age .. Really ?! ******* Pedo ! If you can't get someone your own age, it's obviously for good reason !!
moodyreallyrocks 27
Oh the irony!
thereseg69 7
Goes to show you who the mature one is. Loser
yankfan89 27
My question is how long has he been dating her because if it has been a couple years that makes this FML even creepier.