Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Spooky
Today, my now ex-girlfriend broke up with me by simply "ghosting" me. We're both in our late thirties. I thought she was more grown up than this. FML
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Shattered
Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Deception
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
Top comments
Spikeyvietx 0
I think I know who this is.... the girlI'mm into has a sisterwho'ss 19 who broke up with her 30 year oldbff for a 25 year old...
fillmyheart028 0
creeper.
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Comments (290)
AbbyMaexx 2
If anyone thinks this is weird, my grandparents eloped when she was 17 and he was 30, and they've been married for nearly 50 years. It wasn't the age difference that caused his relationship to fail, it was him. YDI
Bedmans1999 5
Just because you're older doesn't make you more mature and the fact that you're upset about her probably wanting to be with someone her own age shows your immaturity
oldGuy1914 0
I'm 100, and my 89-year-old girlfriend dumped me because she says I'm immature...it's all the farting I'm sure, but now it's unintentional! Hello, I'm old, and I fart. Yeah, even though it's still funny to me, I can't help it! Guess that's what happens when you date someone ten years younger. She was an old hag anyway!
UmbreonKirby 14
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone
GalaxyShots 21
My grandma was 18 when she met her 37 y/o husband. Stop ******* flipping shit over an eleven year difference. That's nothing.
sated_child 16
What would a 30 year old have in common with a 19 year old?! But never fear OP, at least she's legal. Ex housemate of mine.... He was 28, she was 14.... She dumped him. Quite interesting that was....
fantasyworld 39
Age and maturity don't go together always.
ForeverJasmine 26
You're way older than her and she probably found out she could date a total stud her own age.
DragonOfDeth 2
It's really sad that this FML is the one that made me actually make an account so I could comment on it. For every single person here saying that he is gross, or needs to date his own age, or that it's disgusting. You need to grow up. I'm 24 and my boyfriend is 41. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that age difference.
casscass999 7
The fact that your dating a 19 year old at the age of thirty in itself is insanely creepy considering she's younger than you by more than 12 years so the face that your relationship didn't last is no shock she probably realized what a pervert you are