Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Freaked out
Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beware!
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
tony
United States
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Wild child
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Anonyme
Caen, France
Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
poormomma
Shame! Shaaaame!
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
animelover
Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Alock
Richmond, United States
Boundaries
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Did you find any?
unoffensivename 0
What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
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Comments (207)
CaptainPickles72 18
..and that kids, is why you don't take hallucinogens while watching monster flicks! Though it does make a boring weekend more interesting when you see cookie monster chasing you, trying to take your oreos... but enough about my Saturday night.
skyeyez9 25
Would you like a balloon Georgie? They all float.
skyeyez9 25
Prob still traumatized from the movie scene in Poltergeist where that evil clown doll pulled Robbie under his bed.
Amrel 10
No i just wanna edit it, maybe just give it nore pizaz! I just feel like i need your permission Why did i get a thumbs down for asking a question to a user?
ImInYourFACEbook 8
9- You watch way too many scary movies. :)
hateevryone 15
was he serious?
munkeebutt 0
Was there any?
livvie1999 0
He will go out of it lol or maybe not ;)
burbur96 0
I used to checked for monsters under my bed, in my closet, out the window, and I'd even look in my mirror before I could go to sleep. Although I never asked my mom to help.
koolkat27 13
ydi, you raised a total pussy.
daboss85 4
Your son is a bigg pussy :D