Anonymous
United Arab Emirates
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Freaked out
Today, my son was crying and refusing to sleep in his room because a spider ran along the wall, and it's now hiding somewhere. He’s 19. FML
Anonymous
United States
Beware!
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
tony
United States
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Wild child
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Anonyme
Caen, France
Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
female
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
poormomma
Shame! Shaaaame!
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
animelover
Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Alock
Richmond, United States
Boundaries
Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Did you find any?
unoffensivename 0
What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable
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Comments (207)
Country29 16
Did u raise him weak?
borkchop1992 15
imagine if you said no and then he gets eaten by a crazy cookie monster. then how would you feel
JEnglish89 1
F Your Life?! F His Life!
cherry26272627 6
Not really, if there was an fml that said "today, I asked my mom to check for monsters under my bed. I'm 18. FML" it would get sooo many YDIs...
angrymexican 8
No, cherry he has monsters under his bed, so F his life
Amrel 10
Hey island can i photoshop your pic?
Deitiy 0
I bet he just wanted you to look at his **** collection.
aceman1992 9
I was confused by your remark, until I read your about me page. You must have let all that swag get in the way of writing a good comment.
Deitiy 0
Then I read your "about me" and the first 2 words were: got weed? Gtfo kid.
cash_monkey72 9
What? Next you're going to be saying that we can't sleep with night-lights or Teddy Bears!
DRoCC69 9
Thats what happens when parents dont let their kids leave the house still treat them like little kids so they got to at like a kid...
SkateElement44 0
I wouldn't let my kids out because of your pic
katiebabe1212 5
How do you know he's not just a senior in highschool waiting to graduate? Therefore it would make no sense for them to make him leave.
Ergayles 9
^ I don't think he meant kick him out, I think he just meant let him leave the house as in hang out with friend, go to parties and so on.
DRoCC69 9
Thank you atleast someones smart enough to know what im talking about..
GoW_Chick 15
Make sure to also check in the closet, and leave his Star Wars night light after you leave, the force can protect him.
unoffensivename 0
This nightlight is your light guard it like its your life
Pelreskovich 11
Did you..? I hope you didn't, and you're son befriended them later that night.. ..and they attacked you. RAWR!
Talia_91 13
Your*
Pelreskovich 11
Thank you, iPhone has a mind of its own.. Usually I catch those.. :/
Werken247 14
Take two steel balls, shove them in his mouth and hold his mouth shut until he swallows them... problem solved.
illneedasaviour 0
um how is this relevant to the FML...