Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
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lizard365 12
Oh wow that's not going to work out
dawood_k 27
That's one way of keeping it in the family
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el_angelroca 15
Reminds me of mr nobody
Stevieray20 13
Gota keep it in the family!
rbalboa76 5
That is going to make one hell of an awkward family dinner!
TheBookWyrm 18
So it's bad when a 15-year-old guy loves a 12-year-old, but not when a 17-year-old loves a 14-year-old?
Phanny141 5
I don't think there is anything necessarily wrong with a 15 year old loving a 12 year old, the problem is that there probably aren't that many things on this earth hornier than a 15 year old boy, and a 12 year old girl, however physically developed she might appear, is Not ready for the attentions of a 15 year old boy., it could actually be a threat to her health, since pregnancies at that age are often fraught with complications.
Canyoudig_it 19
What if it's just a setup? Maybe the kids don't like either you or your fiance and they are trying to keep you two from getting married. You never know..
bryanjamieluke 17
Not all 12-year-olds look like children. My cousin started puberty at 9. At age 12 she was 5'7", had D breasts, and definitely LOOKED like a fully grown adult. That doesn't mean she was mentally capable of being with an older guy, even though she was hit on A LOT by teens and adults alike. My problem with this is age difference, not the incest (which isn't incest at all).
justin1205 9
Next thing you know they're gonna be on the Maury show.
Ezzyboy 1
Oh no that suck how ya gonna break it to him
Fou_Lou 20
Theyre kids. Let them be kids. They may be deeply in love with someone else next week. Or maybe not. But in any case talk with them over the boudarys since sexual contact is actually illegal between them. (in my country until she is 14) And for gods sake explain the importance of protection to your son.
MacItUp 8
Hey we let two boys marry, I think we are past the point of saying no to much of any kind of marriage these days lol